The Laws of Hentai.
Law 1: Proposing indecent things to the cleaning girl will always work.
Law 2: The heroes are lucky that in the pensions it seems that the administrators have never seen a man before.
Law 3: What you see in hentai can't always be done. The joints of the human body are not made for certain movements.
Law 4: In a hentai, they all fall. Even the nuns lose (and those are the worst).
The Laws of Hentai.
Hentai example.
Law 5: All demons are addicted to sex. Everybody! (aliens are not saved)
Law 6: In full swing, the girl is the only one who seems to be enjoying the moment. The hero, without omitting any noise, seems to be caught up in an existential dilemma: why are we here? Who am I?
Law 7: The scenes begin with a: "No, leave me!".
They continue with a "not over there!" or "no please no". And they end in a long "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Law 8: All women are sterile, so companies that sell condoms do not exist in their universes.
Law 9: Women are hypersensitive. Just brush them with a finger, blow on the back of their heads, or say their name to get them "excited."
Law 10: The heroes on duty do not need to make the conversation before "dispatching" them, nor tell them that he is a tender, responsible boy, nor spend in cinemas, coffee, etc.
Technique Rukia uses before a Hentai act
Law 11: Girls always cry before, during and after "that"
Law 12: An 80-year-old uncle performs as well as an 18-year-old boy.
Law 13: In 90% of the cases they will ask that the hero be gentle, since it is his first time. And almost always, they are the toughest.
Law 14: Likewise, all the hot bodies are international spies, nuclear scientists, among other tasks that require a high brain IQ.
Law 15: School teachers always want to teach something more than the 2 table ...
Law 16: Classmates are always willing to do you a favor.
Law 17: Aliens are always male. Except for some alien yaoi or Angolmois (which, by the way, is good prey for beginners). And being always male, they will lack females on their planet, so they will be forced to travel thousands of light years to procreate with human females. If you were in his place, you would do the same. Do not be a hypocrite...
Law 18: The extraterrestrials are not satisfied with procreating with just one, so they have multiple tentacles, which allow them to have access to all the "spaces" of the females.
Law 19: It does not matter if he is an old man of 70 years or a boy of 7 ... everyone ejaculates profusely during intercourse.
Law 20: After a fellatio in which he obtains his first orgasm, the man immediately returns to a state of erection and without cleaning his genitals (even with a curtain) he returns to action to practice intercourse.
Law 21: Rapists, when they act in a group, are at most five: you will never see six (or more) rapists together for a single victim.
Law 22: During the act, the girl in question will lose approximately 10 liters of her body fluids, divided into saliva, sweat, vaginal secretions and crying. Of course, you will never see them rehydrate with Gatorade or anything like that, or die of dehydration (as they already have enough with the "rehydrated" that happens at the end, unless it is on the face then it would be a facial).
Not even Firefox is saved
Law 23: The material with which clothes are made in hentai, has such unique properties that they can be used to wipe their butt with daily use but it is incredibly easy to tear from a woman during a rape.
Law 24: In a school the level of promiscuity of its campus is almost 100%.
Law 25: You can have relationships with anyone who passes in front of you and practically with whom you want, but it will always be impossible for you to tell a girl that you like her.
Law 26: There are 8 beautiful women for every man in every neighborhood in the world ...
Law 27: ... And they are all willing to do it with you if you pay a little attention to them.
Law 28: 95% of the world's women are single, widowed or divorced, and likewise the other 5% will have no problem sharing it with others (regardless of whether she is with her husband)
Law 29: although girls are virgins and this is the "first time" they are more experienced with sex than a married woman.
Law 30: or law of the "Ultimate Girls": If for any reason there are 3 female protagonists (or antagonists), the three will necessarily represent different models of the female body: One will be girlish and "flat" (the lolita), Another of balanced and youthful forms (normal type), And the third will be voluptuous and more mature (of GREAT attributes)
Law 31: No matter how ugly this one is, the girls still want to fuck with the.
Law 32: It does not matter how many liters of semen are ejaculated inside the uterus of a girl she will NEVER repeat NEVER she will get pregnant
Law 33: It also does not matter how many times that amount of semen is ejaculated during intercourse
Law 34: There are no fat, or ugly.
Law 35: In every series there are tentacles or the devil is invoked (in several cases the devil has tentacles).
Law 36: When a girl runs away from a rapist, she runs like the devil's soul. But when her guy / guys catch her, she doesn't resist.
Law 37: When there is a futanari involved, it will be for two reasons: It was already seen that he had a surprise or that he is the leader of a sect and that by means of dark magic (you cannot resurrect the dead but if you get one cock xl) that needs to fuck young girls (always schoolgirls) to increase his sect. (Examples in Bible Black)
Law 38: In the sects there will only be women, or at most four men.
Law 39: The most violated characters in hentai are always schoolgirls, maids and nurses (following that order)
Law 40: The punishments will be at most a session of sado or a violation.
Brigada S.O.S Hentai Scene
Law 41: Demons will always be of two forms: Either they are all super horrible and with extremely long tongues / tentacles or they will be irresistible women, so men will be too (the latter occurs when there is a conflict between Heaven vs. Hell)
Law 42: To steal the soul of humans, a devil only has to fuck them.
Law 43: In mansions or manors there will always be maids, who are willing to satisfy you in any way (even if you don't want to)
Law 44: To resurrect someone you do not have to use a phoenix tail, precisely ...
Law 45: To unleash some kind of arcane or super powerful magic, the only way to unleash that devastating force is by fucking.
Law 46: It does not matter if a guy rapes, fucks and does whatever he wants, if he wants to take revenge he will always say "Bitch, you have turned my life into hell"
Law 47: It doesn't matter if you have it with your sister, no one is going to tell you "you're an incestuous fucking bastard"
Law 48: In the slave markets, 98% of the merchandise are women (the remaining 2% is the hero who has to rescue them)
Law 49: Girls masturbate 62.3% more times than men
Law 50: If a wedding couple has just come out of a dimensional rift in which they were with their family and friends, these two will only think about fucking to celebrate it and they will not care about their colleagues or brothers.
Law 51: In 69% (X-D) of cases, elongated objects will be used by women as dildos (this category includes swords, canes, brooms, vacuum cleaners ... even knives!)
Law 52: If you are a feudal lord, even if you are poor as a rat, you will have the right to "request favors" from any courtesan at your disposal (including swordsmen with a bad temper or super serious elves)
Law 53: For someone to learn about sex, it is not enough to talk about it, but they must give classes free of all kinds of modesty.
Law 54: When a man exchanges his body with a woman, he will dedicate himself to "exploring" (not to say that he is going to masturbate like a cossack to comfort) all the corners of his new body.
Law 55: If a man is masturbating (which is unlikely) a girl will usually come to "fully satisfy" him.
Law 56: If a classmate tells you that if you want to have sex with her, even if you ask her if she likes her, she will answer that she only loves you as "her friend"
Law 57 :: If a girl likes you, she will compulsively masturbate thinking of you and she will not dare to declare herself.
Law 58: Contradicting the previous one, it may be the case that there is a girl who likes you, who after taking the first step will become a runaway nympho. :-D
Law 59: There is an exception in which the girl in question can become pregnant: If she marries the protagonist. (True, if not look at Meiking)
Law 60: It does not matter the place, even if it is a burning house or in the middle of a pitched battle, if two people love each other or one is a prisoner, both of them will be ironing out until they finish.
Law 61: A girl's best friend will always want to be more than just a friend (Oh YEAH!)
Law 62: In schools there will always be a club full of women and few men (at most 2 or none) in which they will constantly fuck.
Law 63: The equation will almost always be given: Magical practices = Magical "Dusts" (XDDDD)
Law 64: Black magic only serves to make people fuck like dogs
Law 65: When a girl is sad, what you have to do is not exactly take her to the movies ...
Law 66: No matter how much a girl shouts in a public place, people will not be surprised that there are fornicando.
Law 67: If there is a terrible monster, it will have many tentacles and will dedicate itself to charging men to rape women.
Law 68: If a monster is raping a young girl, two things can happen: If it is a guy who is going to rescue her, he will rescue her and then she will "thank him" or if it is a girl who has to rescue her, she will see the bug with the girl, it will "self-satisfy" and then it will load the bug.
Law 69 (X-D): Even if a woman's clothes are torn, she will not worry about covering her breast or other parts that are exposed.
Law 70: The maids will always wear light clothes (for that they are paid ...) or they will provoke the staff with exposed underwear.
Law 71: When a girl is raped and deflowered incidentally, two things can happen: Either she suffers from a terrible trauma and needs intense shock therapy to recover or she will become a runaway nympho who will think of nothing more than throwing herself away. (Principle applied by Michael Jackson).
Law 72: If there is a monster that is female, it will dedicate itself to non-stop raping all the people it catches in front of it with more intensity than any monster with a male aspect.
Law 73: When a doctor examines a woman, in 90% of the cases she will go to look at her most remote site.
Law 74: Even if a girl wears a chastity belt, she will be of little use. sooner or later she will be fucked.
Law 75: Even if a woman is having sex with a man, she is capable of performing complex tasks such as writing, doing addition and subtraction, ironing or answering the phone without it being noticed that she is fucking.
Law 76: A man will never be giving to the monkey
Law 77: Although at first they do not want, later they want more than the man. And in some cases, they do not stop until she is given the Cojones to continue wanting.
