Why can't Kazuma see Aqua as a girl?

 In the novel it is explained that Aqua purifies Kazuma's thoughts so that he cannot have carnal desires towards her.

Mysterio cheats on Norman Osborn

  

POWER RANGER: La Guerra Canica-Tinieblas

 El planeta de los canes era un clan de una especie dupeda similar a los perros de nuestro mundo, en ese mundo hace un tiempo tenian energia morfosica solida en todo su planeta, Desarrollaron la electronica muy pronto y tubieron Zords, megazords y ultrazords muy pronto

Their zords had the appearance of giant humanoid dogs and other races that are not capable of understanding each other, they were a very warlike race, it was common for them to massacre themselves, they did not have as such leaders or forms of government, or laws, house who took care of his best way and cared only for those who suited him, with each confrontation they became more powerful because they always looked for ways to overcome

The emperor of darkness, recently awakened from his prison, searched for morphic energy throughout the universe, the planet from which the morphic energy originates is extremely dangerous, his sauros are so large that several of them alone could massacre MW, he second most powerful demon

The planet of the giant Zombies no longer had morphic energy, only saurians that although not so big would be the same problem and the earth, where it had fallen is very far away, the closest planet was that of the dogs that had more morphic energy

The emperor and company moved there, taking 200 years to get there

YEAR 1

The dogs were in a war when they saw the sky darken with what looked like a metal moon. A giant lacer fell from the moon and destroyed everything that was there. The dogs did not forget their differences, for them it would be like a 3. vs 3 And some beings of 1.7 m with sharp claws came down from it and attacked the dogs, the dogs killed them with their sabers, then men with skull masks and weapons came out and although the dogs died with those weapons they did not give up and entering ranger mode they killed them,

The dogs weren't just defending themselves, they were trying to get into the base and destroy it.

YEAR 2

The dogs use their megazords to try to destroy the base, then combat beasts come out of the base, demons in metallic bodies made to kill, the dogs' zords were very strong and were evenly matched, but shortly after killing them, something happened, of the robotic bodies came out souls and got into the bodies of the dogs and tried to manipulate them, those who resisted used to die,

The solution for the moment was to lock up possessed dogs in prisons.

YEAR 3

Even before the invasion, the dogs had tried to discover the journey between universes because in their universe there are also Zeo crystals, only with these they could not travel in time or space, but rather these created dimensions, universes of dimensions or independent branches , it occurred to a dog to create a weapon to lock up the demons in that dimension, at the same time the dimension would be connected to a card so that in case a colleague is captured by mistake he can free himself, so the dogs were in war against the demons, but now they did not lose their colleagues

YEAR 4

The combat beasts arrive, these had more than 2 heads and learned from their predecessors, each one of them was improved from its predecessor to survive, however, none could withstand the high temperature of the morphic ray

With some dogs that had accepted the demons, just to know their objective they knew that they want the morph stone and its origin, when they destroy the body of a combat beast its soul comes out and possesses something else

On your planet there are zeocrysts of other colors with other characteristics

The golden Black gives control over the soul

The Golden Red controls the physical form of beings, it was used as a weapon to turn enemies into a kind of youtuber

The golden purple controls the time

The golden pink controls life and death, it is the one they seek, but there is not enough in the areas conquered by the demons

The Golden Blue controls the barrier that separates dimensions and universes, with this they created a ray with which they locked the beasts in a pocket universe and could only get them out with a special machine of the same crystal, not even as spirits could they get out of there

But the beasts had some opposition to being locked up, they had to be weakened to be absorbed by the machine and be sent to the volsillo dimension, which was as big as the space absorbed, possibly only light could come out of there, the only communication it was a small card that could observe the dimension, the card could break but if it breaks all possibility of returning from that dimension is lost, since each weapon creates a different dimension

YEAR 5

The extreme combat beasts were sent, whose heads thought and acted differently but were good in combat, they sent more and more

YEAR 6

some combat beasts were a kind of tank with a sharp body, which pierced the morphic energy, a body resistant to being scratched and direct morphic energy, beating one was very difficult, but each time they went in groups of more members,

They finally discovered that his weakness was very strong blows to his wheels.

YEAR 6

YEAR 8

The dogs are winning, their zords continue to resist their combat beasts andgraron attack the base, driving them back

Then new strange combat beasts appear, a kind of dragon with 10 heads, a snake tail that ate the zords, capable of facing 10 of the best megazords at the same time and beating them, one of the dogs instead of letting eating self-destructs and the explosion was so great that it killed 3 of those combat beasts

YEAR 10

The dogs are losing, they have lost 6/7 of their territory, but they continue to defend their planet and do not let them take the mofosic stone, the one that was on the surface was used to create zords and weapons that would destroy the combat beasts

The emperor got angry and sent MW who was so powerful that destructive weapons froze when touched and with his conjeante ray he froze everything in his path, everything seemed lost, a dog created a zord more grange than MW than in his combat mode it got so hot it would explode in an explosion so big it would kill MW

MW faced him but his freezing ray only stabilized him, and stable he hit MW rbreaking his body, MW ´for the first time he was afraid, he launched his conjenate ray stronger and escaped flying for a little bit And the zord grabs him, his way of fight goes off to avoid collateral damage and for his MW he returned

In all that, the emperor goes down to the planet and enters through the stone, he thinks to absorb it himself, the dogs are fed up with this, they armed their zords to make them spaceships so strong that they would escape the explosion caused WHEN they explode their planet and they fled

As they planned, as soon as the emperor reached the stone, it exploded with all its power killing everyone there including the emperor, MW had gone to his planet to recover from the impact, the Dragon Duke had been his escort and the little prince had not gone , that's why they and some of the skullmask and werecats survived with their bodies intact,

years later when MW returned to see the results he saw only rubble

Daria The Lost Girls Fanfic

 Hello people, the following script is a fanfic that I found in the comments of the daria morgendorffer channel, the Spanish counterpart of Daria fan channel, I start

Quinn and her friends send fashion tips to Vald magazine because of a contest the magazine organized, the fashion club's suggestions were approved by the magazine, and Vald travels to Lanwdale to interview the fashion club. Something similar happens on the scene when she sees herself For the first time Vald instead of looking for Daria looks for Quinn, Vald pretends to be interested in Quinn when in reality he is interested in Daria and tries to get a little closer to her Vald leaves the house for the next day he goes to the house. school together with Quinn to continue interviewing her and the fashion club when the press arrives at school and Vald feels very uncomfortable that she does not put a fake smile on her face, while Vald continued interviewing the fashionable hollow club He kept looking at Daria when Vald got rid of the fashion club he looked for Daria and found her the two of them went with Jane to the patio and Vald told the girls how much he hates his job he told them that she is not the only one I gave rules the magazine there are others above who shamelessly influence her which force her to write useless things in the magazine when in reality she wants to publish something more interesting and intellectual which reveals that Vald is something like a combination of Daria, Jane or Aunt Amy (let's say the Vald in my newsroom doesn't think she's so young and she's not blonde, let's imagine she's brown 🤷🏻‍♀️) classes are finally over Vald left the fashion club and follows Daria, Daria advises Vald that I sent his superiors to hell and whoever he wants to be. Vald thanked Daria very much and returned with his head held high to New York a week later Daria received a letter from Vald read it in Jane's room in the letter it said this: Daria thank you very much for helping me cope with the events. which were overwhelming me I finally resigned from the magazine, I am planning to become my own boss at last I am going to revolutionize the intellectuality industry I would like you to help me write and send me literary texts respecting your copyright of course I hope your answer tmb I want q tell your friend Jane if she would like to exhibit her art in the New York Metropolitan Museum if so, send me a letter confirming your attendance finally I have a surprise for Quinn and her brainless friends you will read it in the latest edition of the Vald magazine until we meet again Daria.

When she finishes reading the letter Daria smiles and Jane is excited in her own way because going to New York came the next day when Daria and Jane were walking down the hall you hear a scream from Quinn she sees her and her friends reading the latest issue of Vald magazine with a horrified face, he told of Vald's experience with the bland, uninteresting, shallow, and untalented girls from the fashion club. Daria and Jane were happy to see how the fashion club was giving them total diarrhea 😹 😹😹

I personally do not like the official chapter, I like this fanmade chapter more but it is still the chiche of the happy lady who secretly hates her work and her life and for some reason is interested in the unpopular

What if if Eren reincarnated in Konosuba?

 Before, I am going to say that there is already a fanfic about the dark universe, although it has a history and has a lot of excellent factors that I liked, but others that I did not, curious, are the factors that break the internal logic on condition of doing a linear plot, and well, as Maxel999 didn't tell me what on-demand fanfic would do, so this will show up as his on-demand fanfic. So I will make my own Eren in konosuba with the internal logic and women soles. Also, I will be lazy to edit some parts so I will leave them as a podcast

Besides that I already finished the konosuba novel, so I will try to cover as much as possible. For this consult the reddit otakus

Everything begins in shingeki no kyojin, Eren had almost achieved his goal, to destroy humanity so that mikasa kills him and follow the linear history of his professions, as soon as mikasa beheads him and kisses him they are awake, but he is only a head and this beyond, a completely white place, nothing to do with Ymir's invisible paths.

Eren asks the girl who is she? Aqua says that she is aqua, the goddess of water and parties, she was recently revived from her position to guide the souls of those who die in her world due to the great demand of the deceased, they put one to send more qualified, A Eren doesn't give a damn what she says, but being just a head he can't do anything.

Aqua tells him that although she was the most cursed human that exists and has existed in her world as a formality she can give him two options, she can go to hell to pay for her sins or reincarnate. Eren asks Hell? Aqua remarkably annoyed responds -Hell? Oh right, you did not go to catechism, because hell is a burning place where the souls of bad people suffer eternity at the hands of evil beings that feed on emotions called demons.

Eren gets rid of her and with her teeth he gets aggressive saying that he never believed that nonsense of her cults believing that he is making fun of her. To which Aqua mocks her state by saying Did you really think that the Marleyans created the devil's story to scare you? Eren is noticeably confused. Aqua tells him that calling the Eldians demons is nonsense, the real demons are those who live below the earth

Aqua when she stops laughing she says, okay, I propose something to you, I will tell you in words that you can understand There is a world governed by a self-proclaimed dictator "The demon king", because of him the people who die there do not want to reincarnate, they prefer go to heaven, the place where good people go and we are running out of population so we are taking people from other worlds to reincarnate there (with everything and poses trying to cause epicity)

Eren is very annoyed by the girl and insults her, after thinking about it for a moment he said that he would prefer to reincarnate even without knowing what happened to Mikasa, Aqua tells him it's fine, they already made peace, it is not perfect but they already have treaties , Mikasa got a husband, that's jean, children, discrimination against the Eldians is already decreasing, ha and mikasa believes that you reincarnated into a dove

That annoys Eren, Aqua says, I forgot, as part of the formality, you will reincarnate with something you want, you can ask for a powerful weapon or a power, Eren without hesitation chooses to have the 9 titan powers, Aqua says that would be impossible because .... after thinking about it for a while he tells him that he can give him a copy of them, saying that in his last life he almost destroyed the world, he did not want him to try again in that world and have another demon king. Eren hates that demon word is used lightly for this.

Aqua knows that the technology and powers of one world do not work in other worlds, like when you try to compile a windows program in linux, so what she could do is create a copy of the titan powers that adapts to the logic of that world. , So they will have the same operation but now they will work with magic in an automatic way and not with invisible paths, and they still have the logic that someone of Reiss blood can give their maximum power, and Ymir Fritz would no longer be there to take on the hyper titan, But this last Eren does not know

Aqua says "But since it's in the rules, keep in mind that you won't be able to use mind erasing because they are not Eldians or DNA modification and you couldn't cheat and see the future" Eren's head suddenly had a body and was sent through the door to the other world, while traveling aqua yells at him, I almost forgot, the logic in that world works like a video game

When Eren arrived at Axel, he didn't understand what he meant by a video game, like a kind of game? ? He sees people dressed in a strange way while he continues with his sweater, pants and barefoot, he continued walking until he reached the union where he was surprised that he could speak that language, what he did was say that he came from a very distant country and asking for instructions more or less understood,

He sat down at the table he began to cry, because now that he had been dead he will miss his friends, mikasa and his best days in the world of shingeki, his plan had been fulfilled and now he was free? He wondered, Here he is not subject to following any destiny, he would not even have to pay attention to the aqua girl, although seeing the happy people he could not help but remember when he was young and the recruiting boys celebrated, hoping to kill titans, that was when he remembered that most who join the military do not do it to fight titans, they do it to be away from them, sow from the king or taking care of the walls, then their spirits were taken away

He needs capital to buy one of those adventurer cards where they give you his statistics, achievements and abilities, in the absence of money, he only went to see the posters and saw a mission of money to fight with giant toads, it sounded easy

Eren arrived and saw much bigger toads than he thought, but he does not even need the Colossal, with the attacker enough to massacre the toads and without the need for transportation he would move the toads to the guild, with the partial titan enough, While Eren killed toads him Souvenirs from Vietnam came and I know what I call people like a strange guy he beat so many toads, that would give him enough money to register

I consider that Eren's stats for divine gift, military training should be maxed out with intermediate luck. He would be offered any occupation of high rank, priest, archmage, templar, master of the sword, I do not think Eren feels comfortable with any of those so because of his relationship in the previous world he would choose master of the sword, Eren would not have a group , not only because he likes to act alone as we have already seen in the anime that he did not like to be friends and only cared with Mikasa and Armin.

Also, possibly no one would want to go with Eren and he would have the nickname of the madman of the town because of how strange he is and his murderous face. Possibly Eren with his money would try to assemble a three-dimensional maneuver team, since as we have seen in the anime, 3-year-old soldiers know enough to repair their equipment although I'm not sure if that knowledge would be enough to assemble one and Eren He realized that several skills that should be good was clumsy and he could only do them by unlocking that skill with the cards, That must be what Eren considers weird

 If you wonder, what about Megumin, possibly Darkness who had recently been expelled from her group would see the girl on the ground dragged by food, Darkness took pity and would hear that she had also been expelled from her group and they would form their own group, occasionally inviting Cris

/ Author's note, I know that aqua saved Megumin with her presence, but .... nah, how lazy

Then the repo season would come where Eren could not believe that until then the plants had life, before such a change and with enough money he would remain without participating, Just as the villagers would see Eren strange, surely Eren would feel depressed because the villagers are in the middle of a yoke by the demon king and like cattle they do nothing for their freedom, it reminds the inhabitants of shinganchina in their children

Eren spent some time investigating the history of that world to find out what it faces, he would sleep well in a house of his own, until the dulahan Veldia, general of the demon king, would arrive, mentioning that someone has been destroying his castle daily, among all that, After seeing the archmage Megumin suspiciously, she comes out of the crowd inventing what she was attacking to attract him, and that if she doesn't explode she dies, Veldia doesn't believe her, she says she's not here to mess with a city of novices,

In the original story, Veldia came because when Aqua arrived a divine aura caught the attention of the demon king and sent him to investigate, this time she comes to investigate a monstrous power that the magicians of the demon king felt, they know that I speak of truth . Veldia before that wanted to curse Megumin but the masochistic templar Darkness got in the way, Veldia says that if he wants her to remove the curse he should go to her castle, which darkness makes it look like a perverted act. Cris upon seeing what happened with Darkness tells her to wait there, Darkness was on her way to the castle when the cult figure, Eris, comes out and removes the curse and leaves. Darkness surprised by the past

Eren when he saw that it was one of the generals, he thought that through him he could reach his objective, however he began to question why he was obeying the order of the girl Aqua and does not make him free here? Then he thought about it and he answered himself with a No, that's why he is here, to give freedom to this world by force. Ignoring that the curse of Darkness was removed, he spoke to megumin to attack the castle, but even a crimson demon like megumin would feel better to keep his distance from the demon of paradise.and told him that the curse was removed and does not require his services

If you ask, Megumin if she was exploiting the castle surviving on alms but Veldria would come later because Megumin would take longer to recover, after that time, the adventurer, also reincarnated, Mitsorigi would arrive with his companions after hunting a dragon while enjoying his Reward Valdia comes to claim that they have continued to exploit her castle, Megumin had earned some apresy from Eren because she thought she was doing something for freedom, completely ignoring who is Megumin,

Veldia thought that Darkness was close friends with megumin, and that she had died, surprised that she is alive,

At that moment Mitsorigu would draw his grajan sword to face Veldia, the truth is that I am not sure who is the best swordsman, in the last volume it is implied that Mitsorugi is so powerful with his sword as to give a general of the war to fight. Demon king but I can think that Eren seeing that would take advantage, he would bite his finger and turn into a titan jaw and running, he would hold the head of Eldia while facing what everyone is surprised of who eren is. Would the Jaw Titan have enough force in his jaw to shatter the veldia head? I think so. The priests could not purify Veldia's body, but they could keep it to collect a reward

Then it would be for the citizens to face the undead of Veldia, I suppose that the headless body would try to curse but would fail, finally with the witches and priests they defeat the undead and distribute the reward for veldia, although everyone would have scared of Eren. When Eren heard from the dulahan who had come to investigate the great beast, I mean Eren thought that if he stayed there, they would surely come one by one and it would be easier.

Mitsoruji as the isekai Hero that he is, would approach Eren to ask what kind of ability is that, Eren tells him that he comes from a distant country, he is a master of the sword and it is an ability that only he can use, his objective is to kill to the demon king,

Mitsorugi seeing Eren's features, black hair, green eyes and a face similar to the German, sat down and asked him, I may be wrong but do you come from Japan?

They are seeing Mitsorugi (Note, in the novel it is mentioned that the reincarnates of Japan still have Japanese features) So I suppose that something must remind Mikasa

Eren asks What is Japan? Is it some city of Hizuru?

Mitsori would be just as confused as Eren about what Hizuru is, he gets up and tells him that it is nothing, he is confused, Even if it had been a German who died it is impossible that he does not know Japan thought mitsorigi, he left with his companions

When Eren saw the companions of Kioya, he thought that although he did not need equipment, in his world he found people who were looking for and fighting for their freedom, thus To the people that Eren had more or less seen, he would talk to them in the bar, giving speeches about the freedom appealing to the emotions, some believed it, others did what they listened to but quickly went from the madman of the town. Megumin would just say that for testing his explosive magic she would kill children in order to gain points

Some adventurers like Megumin had gone to look for the famous ghost of the spiritus, but when they discovered that it was the lich Wiz who sent the ghosts to the hereafter, they abandoned him, I don't think Eren is interested in that, likewise, I think drinking water it would be scarce because of the polluted lake. The winter would come and several would go to conquer the snows, while Eren would continue with his speeches.

When the winter was halfway through, it was mentioned that the destroyer fortress was approaching, Eren would be called by the adventurers because they trusted that he would be the only one with enough power for that. Eren would get angry and give his speech of only come to one when he suits them and he would say to help them with some conditions.

When the fortress arrived Eren thought that he would not be different from facing Rod Reiss, although in the absence of dynamite he would have to improvise with 2 archmages that can do exploration magic,

I think that Eren would try to make gunpowder but since there were not the same explosive components that in his world he could not for the moment and like Kazuma, but later he would think about using explosive positions

 But surprise, as there is not a priestess who is fleetingly powerful as to destroy the antimagic barrier, the explorations that use magic as convustible do not work, so in the presence of the fortress, Eren becomes a quadruped titan, runs towards the destroyer, dodges the cannons of the destroyer and when it reaches its upper left leg it shoots out and bites again, becoming the colossal titan, Eren's titan powers in the world of konosuba work with magic but being a sacred relic if it should be able to destroy the barrier dthe destroyer

With the colossal titan it would destroy the interior of the destroyer and it would fall, then the alarm would sound that in the absence of where to release energy the fortress was going to destroy itself or the remains of it, here I would like to say a lot of reasons why the city will destroy , Darkness would run towards the remains of the fortress, motivating the adventurers, Aqua is not like to get mana out of it and for megumin to make another explosion and that is why wiz could teleport the mamatira, what I can imagine is that they were when they crossed the fortress with the manatee and while people escaped using the titan warhammer to try to create a barrier, it would not save the city or all the citizens but it would reduce the number of deaths a bit

of the survivors, most would go to another city and some would follow Eren, but out of fear and because they felt they owed their lives to him, the feudal would not give a damn about the damage caused by the destroyer, the demon archiduke of hell Vanir, after Veldia's death was sent to investigate, on the way he passed through a cave, he exterminated the monsters and decided to use it as a lair to plan his death, Wiz would move to another city since the exploration destroyed his store, but before that He ran into vanir and they exchanged information, vanir hearing that it is Eren decided to betray the demon king and keep the masmora, asking Wiz to kill her with his explosion.

The arcanretia waters would be contaminated by Hans, causing people to get a rash and bankrupt the city. Certainly, if you wonder what happened to Darkness she returned home, eris did not intervene because the laws did not allow her to intervene in that way, having no home, Megumin returns to the crimson demon village, meeting Yunyun, losing her life. Fight. Silvia could not open the chamber of the magician so they would continue to fight her

The survivors of Axis mentioned that this Eren jeaguer killed a general of the demon king and destroyed the destroyer fortress and although they said it in a tone of fear, as a damaged microphone some would think that he was a tragic hero who could not save the city, that It came to the ears of Queen Iris that she invited Eren to dinner, but Eren would refuse, he would not even do it because it reminds him of history because there are no public photos of his portrait.

After discussing it, Eren and the neojeguersistas would go to the capital only because there they were in constant battle against the demon King and Eren would show his power, demanding that they retreat, before the power of the beast they would retreat, that would also scare the military of Belze . Eren would accept this time the invitation to eat just to clarify his terms but when he saw the face of the princess that would remind him of Historia, he doubted and did not, at night the generous thief would not happen because Darkness has not yet rejected to Valdar, the son of the feudal, in fact, he has just begun to borrow

 Eris. He told her that he needs a necklace that makes him change bodies that the faudal has in his castle, unfortunately for darkness it is very clumsy to help him steal it and is sure because the agoromo of aqya is not there to confuse him

The feudal sent his son who fell in love with lalatina and since the feudal refused to pay the damages of the destroyer, Dark ness had to pay them and then using his box the feudal made the demon maxwell curse the father of darkness, and as Part of the contract was that if the father became ill, the Latina had to marry Baldar, the son of the feudal, as they were at the wedding, Eris appears who uses stealing to remove the necklace from Daldar and seals it by taking away his power, she quickly runs and when he sees that they follow him loose the collar. The feudal man could not change his body now with his child and just seeing that she was alive would generate problems, although I think that darkness upon hearing about the necklace with cris would explain Valdar and Valdar would think about how his father has always been gotten away with it and what is he planning

Returning to the Eren subplot, Eren and the neojeagersistas would arrive at the crimson village because they heard from iris that another general of the demon king was there and through explosions and blows I do not doubt that they would defeat Silvia. Whoever tries to merge with him by his titan power could undo the united members, while in the event of iris thanksgiving it would be the cause of a civil war because by going bankrupt arcanretia and feeling that Aqua has abandoned them, Axis followers sabotaged Eris festivals

After defeating Silvia, Eren tried to recruit the crimson demons but they were crazy, so the only favor he asked was to be teleported to the demon king's castle, Eren thought that with the adventurers who followed him and himself with the 9 powers it would be more than enough. When Eren arrived he tried to destroy the castle with the armored titan but his barrier was very strong, he often generated them Those of the demon king who were there came out to face them, so in the first attempt to assault his castle, all those who followed Eren died in the hands of the demon king exercise and although Eren could not defeat the demon king if he gave enough problems, massacring With a bare fist to most gaining renown, the demon king offered to be one of the generals to replace Silvia, verdia and vanir, note, Vanir upon accomplishing his objective asked Wiz to kill him with an explosion to free himself from the pact with the demon king, Eren refuses screaming that he will never be anyone's slave and escapes

Eren finds out that the barrier is as strong as the number of generals alive, if to defeat the demon king he had to defeat his generals, then he would go to hunt them one by one, first going for wolchack, the goddess of laziness, he arrives at the fortress that was being attacked by her daily with an explosion, so she waited in the forest for her to appear and she bit herself turning into a partial female titan to crystallize her hand and hold woljack and crush her but she teleports together with Eren and Eren faced to his soldiers in a you against me only comes out victorious although this time he almost died, woljack would not die for this and unlike kazuma from the original story he would not have any affection towards Eren

Although Eren's colossal blast that I assume must be at the power level of megumin blasts could kill wolchah, I don't think wolchad gets too close as he would in the original story because she has no affection.

Then Iris she goes to the country of Roar to negotiate the budget for the wars, but they came to nothing, they have completely taken the budget away. In the city, Archduke Vanir approaches Lalatina to make a deal, he can reveal to her how the feudal lord has done it in exchange for legally being the owner of the piece of land where the calamitous is. Darkness, unaware of who she is, accepts, to get the box she called Cris, but she refused to return it, but she sealed it, Vanir didn't care, what mattered to him is that the demon Maxwell is now free, as soon as it was sealed, the Evidence against the feudal appeared and the curse of the father of darkness was undone, only now the paladin Darkness is legally married.

Then I know that an epidemic is unleashed by the dustiness, but I don't want to talk about it, Wiz now being in another city, a fallen angel appeared to demand his place, Wiz thought he was flirting, but quickly reveal his intentions , they fight, the angel becomes a lich to defeat wiz and is on his way to the demon king's castle, so now he would have a new general

The crimson demons would be doing the tests to choose their next leader, yunyun could only choose megumin because she did not know dust or vanir and she would lose all the tests because megumin explodes everything as soon as she starts, megumin would be the disappointment of the family because she had been one of the best students only knows the least useful spell of all

Eren being alone he would accept complex missions that he could carry out and giving home to the demon king exercise, appearing in the middle of the wars in the capital or the border, to the point that seeing Eren was a symbol of withdrawal, after one of those, while Almorazaba, a priestess girl named Serena approaches saying that she wants to join his group, Eren is a little surprised and gives his speech that In this country, that freedom, that cattle, conformity, that he wants to be the owner of the company, killing children, etc., Which worries the priestess. To Eren that girl looks familiar, but she doesn't know where he has seen her

The priestess joins in and tries to do everything to make Eren feel grateful, but nothing worked, suddenly Eren remembered it, When he and the new players faced the castle for the first time, among the generals that came out were hans, the king's daughter. Demon and her, Woljack faced later but escaped, Eren goes out to hang the mine but then Eren began to gasp for air, she then explains that she has come to recruit him for the demon king's army and that all the damage he does, he himself will feel it.

Eren can bear the pain very well, remember that he himself cut his leg, and how he can regenerate so it would not be a problem and he would ask him about the demon king, he would tell him that the demon king is a girl who reincarnated in that world, Eren You could believe it, Eren as a master of the sword drew his sword and pierced his heart quickly, knowing eren that he can regenerate as long as his back is not damaged, he tortured the priestess to tell him everything about the other generals and then kill her

From what Hans knows, he is a slime, he knows no way to kill him

Wojack is a fallen goddess, but she can die with an explosion, the problem is that she can teleport and do exploration, which caused problems at the border

The Hija of the demon king is unknown

And the Liche was replaced by another liche, and they can only be killed by powerful priests

Another problem that you must worry about is a fallen angel that is the powerful wizard who created the barrier and takes care of it.

Before an archduke of hell was but he died in unknown circumstances

While the priestess bled Eren turned into a quadruped titan to regenerate she hit her wounds, even if she imitates that, the priestess will surely burn

Could Eren defeat the demon king generals?

individually, Hans impossible since in itself it is like facing an acid, that is why Wiz, a lich defeats him in the novel, and Aqua an arsipestre with the power to purify does it in the anime +

Wojack, the barrier mage and the demon king if he could because in essence the colossal is the same power of the megumin explosion, only that he would have to do it with surprise and fast before they escape by teleporting

Of the daughter of the demon king nothing is known

And as for a lich, it is known that only Arsipestres and priests can defeat them, since attacking a lich being of another class can reset the level or generate damage

So if the demon king wants to defeat, a group with new members must have

And I honestly don't think Eren comes up with something that exists in his world that Konosuba's world doesn't.

UNLESS

TURN A CHAPTER OF THE SIMPSONS INTO CREEPYPASTA

 

I am just a simple spectator, my life has not always been happy, my father was an alcoholic who beat me every time he had the opportunity, I cannot blame him for the same dealings, my mother was very conservative, he did not let us see many cartoons or series because I said they were for adults, when I was 12 years old I began to say words or dozens, my mother hit me in the mouth and forbade me to watch television for a year, however I managed to hide it. I saw things that a child should not see, father of a family, spongebob, malcom in the middle, the simpsons, the happy couple, they were my escape from reality.

However, eventually I got over it, with online classes, my life has been very lonely, I don't have time at all because of the university jobs, and the little time I have I have no one to spend with, I don't know how to talk to people , I got to create an account on a dating platform, my disappointment was such when I saw that I myself had nothing to tell or anything to offer people. I think that if it weren't for the movies and series that I watch in my spare time, I would commit suicide for not having anything to deliver.

It was an afternoon like any other, surprisingly I finished my university assignments, it was 10 at night, I knew that with 5 minutes left, the simpsons ends, the simpsons, it has been many years that I have not seen them on open television, I turned off my computer as much as possible. fast I could and I went to see the episode of the simpsons that they gave that day on the national channel

When I turned on the television I saw Homer Simpson with some oven mitts and a knife, but I did not care, I thought it would be some episode of Homer Chef, however Homer began to cut one by one the toes of his left foot with a face of satisfaction in each one and set the fire, at first I thought he had seen wrong and it would be some shot with false angles because I saw him chopping onions, however, afterwards Homer began to cut his head to put his epidermisis and began to try his own blood saying "it lacks salt" and placing it while in the background a song that had never been heard in the simpsons was heard, as if the show wanted me to make fun of that. Homer began to place a corkscrew in his ear and incense it inside his head until part of the skull was ripped off and he used it to cook a cake, then he proceeded to gouge his teeth using a wrench, listening to the pain of his tooth extraction to decorate a cake

Then Homer graphically cut his stomach to make a dough, and cut his fingers to make stuffed rice. For the next scene I saw Homer skinny on the couch, alone, I thought he had killed and eaten his family, when suddenly his family arrived, they noticed him strange, skinnier, I'm glad to see that Homer's family was fine, However, the character walked strangely, he had amputated his own leg, Marge was suddenly coming down the stairs to see Homer start his own leg, Marge went crazy.

I could not see more of the chapter and I turned off the television, but after trying to sleep, I turned on the television again, to see that the episode was still happening, but now Homer was only left with him and his trunk trying to amputate his elbows while his wife I was watching asstated, suddenly a fat man who was fatter than Homer came in and the television cut off suddenly, to see how the fat man was cooking Homer and Homer seemed to enjoy it,

Marge and family received an invitation to a restaurant called Homer, they went to see what had happened but ... the main dish of the restaurant was Homer, there was Lenny and Carl making fun of Homer's skull, while Homer was in heaven making fun of Jesus,

I expected the episode to end like some horror house, but no, the normal credits came out. to give the next program, I did not know what I had just seen, but I think I will not see the simpsons again for a long time

REACCIÓN de TODOS ante Lady Dimitrescu - RESIDENT EVIL VIII

 

Could Woody and Bullseye cross the Grand Canyon? Toy story

Hello people, today I am going to share a Theory, he said theory because there is nothing to confirm it, but that personally makes sense, I found it on the Hispanic channel, El mundo de Zowl and MordeGumball. The theory says that VHS cannot be reversed but must be manually reversed to see them, so when the television is turned on to prevent woddy from escaping, instead of seeing the colors of when a VHS runs out, what we see is the intro of the series, as if it were an episode that began, and later, when woddy shows Buzz that he had a program, he is seen jumping the great cannon, and in the background you can hear how Jesse thanks Woddy for coming , then we see Woddy sing the song along with the credits, that is, although they canceled the program, the final episode was produced and included in the vhc.

According to the comments, a theory says that in a plot twis Stinky Pete the Prospector was the villain and to avoid ruining the image of him he convinced Jesse that there was no episode after it. Thank you, I leave here the links of the original videos 

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What is -sam - Sama - Kum -sensei - dono -sempai_

 

Is it True?